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This looks like fun.
1 posted on 03/30/2002 6:21:34 AM PST by Double Tap
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To: Double Tap
Cute article. Pretty good research for this story; it might fool a lot of readers.

Discover Magazine does something similar each April. Lots of people take it seriously.

2 posted on 03/30/2002 6:39:49 AM PST by petuniasevan
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To: Double Tap
This is madness! Not only is it cruel to the cats, it's dangerous as well! Look at the pictures - and tell me - where is the safety gear? Where are the kitty helmets? The crash pads? What kind of counseling is offered to the cats that don't win?

This insanity must be stopped!!!!!!!!

4 posted on 03/30/2002 6:55:27 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob
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To: redbloodedamerican
Thought you should see this.

Reckon Sungirl should see this? heh heh heh

6 posted on 03/30/2002 7:10:58 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob
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To: Double Tap
stop this madness! can cat juggling be far behind?
10 posted on 03/30/2002 10:12:06 AM PST by fnord
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To: Double Tap

BREAKING

Felipe may be disqualified! He is being tested for the presence of catnip in his blood stream.

11 posted on 03/30/2002 10:20:22 AM PST by ibme
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To: Double Tap
Remember what I said about the names?
One cat is called Cindrico.
How about race car driver Tim Cindric?
12 posted on 03/30/2002 3:08:53 PM PST by petuniasevan
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To: Double Tap
Cindric is now president and radio man for Castroneves' crew.
The car is a Chevy Dallara.
13 posted on 03/30/2002 3:13:59 PM PST by petuniasevan
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To: Double Tap
Here is the latest procedure on How To Bathe A Cat: 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. (optional)

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.(ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

The Dog

15 posted on 03/31/2002 5:37:17 AM PST by Temple Owl
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