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'Corpse' Turns Out to Be Sex Doll
Reuters ^ | 3-26-2002

Posted on 03/26/2002 5:34:38 AM PST by Cagey

MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - A Munich man suspected of murder after he was seen carrying what a neighbor thought was a dead body into his apartment was cleared after he showed police his collection of rubber sex dolls.

A police spokeswoman said Tuesday the neighbor called to say he saw the man carrying a "corpse" into the apartment. Police responding to the call found the suspect to be "surprised and disturbed" by their questions at first.

"When the officers then told the man they were investigating a murder he showed them his newly acquired silicon sex doll," the spokeswoman said.

"The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived."

The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file. "They didn't want to disturb him any longer," the spokeswoman said.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: justweird

1 posted on 03/26/2002 5:34:38 AM PST by Cagey
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To: 2Trievers
Just think, only two more sex dolls and he will have a week's supply of different bed partners.
2 posted on 03/26/2002 6:07:17 AM PST by Inge_CAV
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To: Inge_CAV
Variety is the spice of life. This obviously got all blown up out of proportion.
3 posted on 03/26/2002 6:20:59 AM PST by socal_parrot
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To: socal_parrot
Well, he could have 5 wives but that means 5 mother-in-laws too.
4 posted on 03/26/2002 6:24:29 AM PST by Inge_CAV
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To: Inge_CAV
A mother-in-law doll would really suck.
5 posted on 03/26/2002 6:25:23 AM PST by socal_parrot
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To: socal_parrot
I do not want to even think of 5 mother-in-laws.

: )

6 posted on 03/26/2002 6:26:59 AM PST by Inge_CAV
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To: Inge_CAV; cagey

I claim no knowlege of this subject ... why did you ping me IC? I have NO idea ... really ... you knave! &;-)

7 posted on 03/26/2002 6:47:05 AM PST by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers;Inge_CAV

"Comes with her own hot air"

8 posted on 03/26/2002 7:23:19 AM PST by Cagey
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To: Cagey
Say, that mother-in-law looks familiar.

Naw, to small in size, my bad.

9 posted on 03/26/2002 7:40:38 AM PST by Inge_CAV
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To: Cagey; Inge_CAV
Still don't know what you're talking about ... since I never had a M-I-L problems ... It's quite simple, when early on we formed a mutual admiration society, when both of us recognized that we were two perfect women ... perfect in every way. &;-)


10 posted on 03/26/2002 9:55:56 AM PST by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
My ex-M-I-L was not allowed to walk on an icerink. she would have crushed the ice.
11 posted on 03/26/2002 10:11:29 AM PST by Inge_CAV
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To: Inge_CAV

12 posted on 03/26/2002 10:38:14 AM PST by 2Trievers
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To: Cagey; Orual; aculeus; MississippiDeltaDawg
You never know.
13 posted on 03/26/2002 10:38:29 AM PST by dighton
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To: 2Trievers
You two make nice bookends when you dress alike. I guess you really do like her. LOL
14 posted on 03/26/2002 11:37:54 AM PST by Cagey
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To: Cagey
I guess he's some kind of polygamist.
15 posted on 03/26/2002 8:49:03 PM PST by FITZ
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