Now how did she get an assault knife with Swords Control enacted?
Ya know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
They taste funny!
Do you think that maybe they'll come out with a concealed sword permit? ... "Is that a sword under your robe or are you just extremely happy to see me?"
What about throwing stars, numbchucks (sp?), and all the other really cool ninja toys?
Will they need a special license to perform Hari Cari?
Swords don't kill people, it's generally the really big bastard that's thrusting it through someone's midsection that does...