Who's The Hottest Chick... Now That Pamela Anderson Has Hepatitis C (Howard Stern's List)

Stern Show News ^ | March 21, 2002 | Mark Mercer

[PJ-Comix]

Howard spent a few minutes talking about the latest news about Pamela Anderson having Hepatitis C. He took a couple of phone calls from guys who claimed to have the disease and tried to find out just how dangerous it is. The stories were conflicting so Howard didn't know what to believe. In a press release from Pam's people they claim that she might have gotten Hepatitis C when she shared a tattoo needle with ex-husband Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee denies even having Hepatitis C though.

After that discussion Gary came in with a list of 64 hot women that were paired up. Howard and the crew each picked their favorites to slim down the list to 32 women. That list was then slimmed down to 16, 8, 4 and then the final 2. Howard said he was thinking very clearly this morning and had answers right away. He was able to slim down the list pretty quickly. Pamela Anderson used to be Howard's favorite until this latest story came out. Howard blew her out of the competition in the first round. She lost out to Estella Warren who was in ''Planet of the Apes.'' Rebecca Romijn-Stamos stayed in the competition a lot longer than the other guys thought she should. Howard has seen her naked in his apartment so that might have something to do with it.

Howard brought it down to the final 8 which included the following:

• Tyra Banks vs. Faith Hill
• Estella Warren vs. Jolene Blalock
• Charlize Theron vs. Jessica Alba
• Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs. Jennifer Connelly

Those four winners in that were slimmed down to this group:

• Faith Hill vs. Jolene Blalock
• Charlize Theron vs. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

and the winner turned out to be Charlize Theron. Gary said he wasn't so sure about the way Howard got to that choice but he agreed with the winner anyway.

Howard took a call from a woman who thought Howard was making fun of people with Hepatitis C but he really wasn't. This contest was just to pick the woman he'd like to bang most. Once he heard about the Hepatitis C he decided that Pamela Anderson isn't someone he'd bang anymore.

[Sci Fi Guy]

thank you

Ah Charisma, my one true love....at least on monday nights. (sigh)

[altair]

I think this is the right Hitomi

[RangeRatt]

thanks for the effort....my browser filter denied me access, as the subject matter is "entertainment". Can't they see I'm trying to get work done here?????

[Mark Turbo]

I'm sure she's been invited to the Big Dance often since turning Sweet Sixteen. [/corny NCAA Tournament references]

[Dawgsquat]

If I weren't married I'd take her to the Big Dance!!!

[Mr. Jeeves]

I've seen Petra in other poses and they are definitely REAL!!! She is quite simply STUNNING!!!

I've seen Petra in person - she was signing autographs at a computer show I attended in San Diego in 1996. I would not have paid any attention to her had I passed her on the street - Playboy's airbrush artist must be a true master.

[wardaddy]

Relax and have some cheese dear.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

PJ...not to burst your bubble, but she infact could be silicon free and still be not real. They really haven't used silicon in years. Most plastic surgeons now use saline implants.

Sorry ;(

[wardaddy]

i agree....me thinks this is a melon obsession...nothing wrong with that....but she's not exactly beautiful even though voluptuous to say the least.

[Constitution Day]

Absolutely true.

I once dated a girl who seemed perfect in every way... almost too perfect.
She was a beautiful redhead, absolutely brilliant, a fun and very kind person, Duke grad, athletic, father & grandfather were surgeons, etc., etc.
When I found out hers were fake, it kind of brought her down to earth a bit.

[Plummz]

Jessica Alba.

[phasma proeliator]

A.M. -

Now there you go! :=)

[Darkshadow]

[Argh]

You might want to see "Embrace of the Vampire" with her in it. It's got nothing going for it except some lovely nudity and a Sapphire scene with Miss Milano and Charlotte Lewis, I believe, which is too short.

[Moleman]

Britney Spears is by FAR the single hottest chick there is. No matter what Howard or any of the "Hollywood Hating Freepers" say.
I am a Hollywood bashing Freeper-
That said, what I wouldn't give for a good couple of minutes in the ol' sack with Britney...

[Revelation 911]

Chelsea gets my vote

[Argh]

A real woman.

Try to ignore Quixote and Panza there.

[phasma proeliator]

ROTFLMAO

[Tennessee_Bob]

Howard who?

[Tennessee_Bob]

And women can't leave well enough alone....