Who's The Hottest Chick... Now That Pamela Anderson Has Hepatitis C (Howard Stern's List)

Stern Show News ^ | March 21, 2002 | Mark Mercer

[PJ-Comix]

Howard spent a few minutes talking about the latest news about Pamela Anderson having Hepatitis C. He took a couple of phone calls from guys who claimed to have the disease and tried to find out just how dangerous it is. The stories were conflicting so Howard didn't know what to believe. In a press release from Pam's people they claim that she might have gotten Hepatitis C when she shared a tattoo needle with ex-husband Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee denies even having Hepatitis C though.

After that discussion Gary came in with a list of 64 hot women that were paired up. Howard and the crew each picked their favorites to slim down the list to 32 women. That list was then slimmed down to 16, 8, 4 and then the final 2. Howard said he was thinking very clearly this morning and had answers right away. He was able to slim down the list pretty quickly. Pamela Anderson used to be Howard's favorite until this latest story came out. Howard blew her out of the competition in the first round. She lost out to Estella Warren who was in ''Planet of the Apes.'' Rebecca Romijn-Stamos stayed in the competition a lot longer than the other guys thought she should. Howard has seen her naked in his apartment so that might have something to do with it.

Howard brought it down to the final 8 which included the following:

• Tyra Banks vs. Faith Hill
• Estella Warren vs. Jolene Blalock
• Charlize Theron vs. Jessica Alba
• Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs. Jennifer Connelly

Those four winners in that were slimmed down to this group:

• Faith Hill vs. Jolene Blalock
• Charlize Theron vs. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

and the winner turned out to be Charlize Theron. Gary said he wasn't so sure about the way Howard got to that choice but he agreed with the winner anyway.

Howard took a call from a woman who thought Howard was making fun of people with Hepatitis C but he really wasn't. This contest was just to pick the woman he'd like to bang most. Once he heard about the Hepatitis C he decided that Pamela Anderson isn't someone he'd bang anymore.

[PJ-Comix]

Pamela must have a bunch of brain cells missing if she actually shared a needle with Tommy Lee. Not only does she have Hepatitis C now but, even worse, she was bumped off Howard's Hottest Chicks list.

[Dawgsquat]

I like 'em cute!

[PJ-Comix]

My choice would be Petra Verkaik. Most of the chicks on Howard's List look way too artificial (which is why I've never been much of a Pamela Anderson fan).

[Texaggie79]

I hate to break it to Howard, but Pam was never the hottest chick to begin with.....

[PJ-Comix]

Ever see a pic of Pam without her makeup? BTW, will having Hepatitis C affect her looks?

[Texaggie79]

doubt it. She is mostly artificial anyways.

[Constitution Day]

Pamela must have a bunch of brain cells missing...

... or never had 'em to begin with!
I never was really titillated by her fake... well, you know.
Now, Laetitia Casta, on the other hand...

[wardaddy]

I would have gone for Jennifer Connelly or Charlize Theron from Howard's list.

Brooke Burke is way hot but not beautiful. Natalie Portman (young) is beautiful. Some of the French actresses are delicately beautiful like Beart or Marceau. Monica Bellucci from Italy is another.

One could go on and on....you can tell I'm not crazy about La La Land's standards on beauty.

I always like Madeline Stowe as well from my age group...again not conventional. My wife who is world class herself and I watched a Canadian movie on video called Stardom the othr night with a young unknown Canadian actress named Jessica Pare' who has potential at least in the looks department.

A wonderful topic....thank God for creating them.

[Dawgsquat]

Artificial is a good choice of words. I would've said trampy. LOL!!!

[Constitution Day]

ahem...

[wardaddy]

Those damn french are at least good at wine (the best) and women. Those are probably the only two reasons they survive in this world.

[phasma proeliator]

Ahem....

[Darkshadow]

I watched a Canadian movie on video called Stardom the othr night with a young unknown Canadian actress named Jessica Pare' who has potential at least in the looks department.

[phasma proeliator]

Ms. Ross and PETA (FreeRepublic thread)

[Notforprophet]

Excuse me, I have to go to the mens room...

[socal_parrot]

Alright, alright!!! Settle down!!! This is getting out of hand!

Sorry, don't make do that again.

[da_toolman]

[mn12]

Better yet.. (click for fullsize)

[phasma proeliator]

I see you found another "fitting" place for your little mouse.

humm reckon that could be taken a couple of ways.

[phasma proeliator]

Alright...alright....