The GUILD - 3-19-02

March 19, 2002

[lodwick]

Is that Dennis Rodman?

[lodwick]

Beware my next post will be horrendous. ;-)

[lodwick]

[mountaineer]

You've topped the "hideousity" meter with that one.

[lodwick]

It's the first day of school in Houston and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a plumber."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad is an auditor for Arthur Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."

784 posted on 3/19/02 11:10 PM Central by null and void

[daisyscarlett]

Good Morning all on this first day of Spring.

Good news and bad news in the political world. Good news-Mitt Romney is in, Jane Swift is out for the Republican candidate for governor of Mass. Bad news-Rahm Emanuel won his primary election in Illinois for a Congressional seat.

[daisyscarlett]

The World Figure Skating championships are being held this week in Nagano. OOPs in Ice Dancing

[lodwick]

A pleasant spring to all. ;-)

[codebreaker]

Gossip update this morning on Page 6.com -Whitney Houston demanded $100,000.00 to sing 'Greatest Love of All' at Liza's wedding (one song) and over at MSNBC Jeanette Walls says that Russell Crowe cursed out a 20 years old actor who he didnt know for trying to shake hands with him.

http://www.gossipcentral.com/

[codebreaker]

And Rex Reed has the final Liza wedding wrapup on the cover of the N.Y. Observer this week (Chaka Khan also requested a $300.00 per day per diem)

http://observer.com/pages/frontpage1.asp

[codebreaker]

NY Social Diary.com also has a great write up of Liza's circus, they say that Liz Taylor and Jacko got a $150,000.00 'honorarium' for showing up. (is that what they call it these days..)

Littie Richard forced into using the ladies room at the reception where Rosie O' Lesbian was yelling to everyone 'someone stop with the perfume in here!'

http://www.nysocialdairy.com/archive/socialdiary3.18.02.html

[daisyscarlett]

And for even more on THE WEDDING tune in to Larry King is Alive tonight. Liza will interrupt her honeymoon to be a guest....

[mountaineer]

Thanks for the scoop - I forgot to make my daily visit to the gossip columns!

[codebreaker]

Liza hasn't even made it to the honeymoon spot yet, she has to slop up the last of the PR on 'Larry King's Alive!'

[codebreaker]

There are so many gossip columns to keep track of and Michael Musto wasn't even invited to the wedding!

He will have to listen just like the rest of us on 'Larry Kings Still Alive?' tonight.

[mountaineer]

Oh my, the NY Social Diary write-up is hilarious! Example: observers might have spotted Dominick Dunne trying to get to the men’s room only to be detoured by Michael Jackson’s phalanx of bodyguards who wouldn’t let Jackson (who happened to be seated in the pathway) be disturbed by anyone passing him by

[Aggie Mama]

You were reading my mind! It looks like she puts the shake-n-bake machine on "High" every time she goes for a tan.

[Endeavor]

Oh, it's Senator Moley Wart! Hail Queen Moley Wart, Commander of Melanomas & various other space occupying lesions (otherwise known as democrats).

[codebreaker]

I love the NY Social Diary, a lot of good Da-Knees stuff there, the real life Molly Brown she just lives to be recognized by the 'elite' who go to her parties in spite of (or because of) the bad taste on display.

[codebreaker]

Rex Reed's write up in the NY Observer is great too, with plenty of cattiness (didn't know the old boy still had it in him)