[Mike Johnson]

Because it is a water mammal, alligator meat can have a watery texture, ...

Who are these folks who think alligators are mammals? Must be some government agency.

[glock rocks]

To accurately describe the texture, it is a marinate between the chicken and halibut

marinate is a verb. hey, maybe its translated from the original creole.... take you treee o mebbie two
o deese tail un boy o boy dey is gooood wid deese marinate on dee fahr deah.

well... maybe not.