[ksen]

...to the Preciouse....

Make that "Precious", not "Preciouse".

Did I ever tell you that the Gondorian public schools have been a mess since the line of kings was broken? I hear Dan Quayle-Mir was a product of those schools.

[Overtaxed]

Corin, all we have to do is start up a polka. Then we can sneak away the Precious while the Man of Gondor is dancing.

[Corin Stormhands]

I hear Dan Quayle-Mir was a product of those schools.

Yes, and when he visited Rivendell, he was overheard to say, "I wished I'd studied Elvis more closely..."