Smeagol likes chicken and mashed potatoes and green beans and biscuits. And chocolate cake and ice cream...
Gee, can't a dwarf try to earn an honest living?
Just a bunch of sneaks...
Come to think of it, maybe Smeagol is the true main character of LOTR. The story isn't really about a Ring, a Dark Lord, and a Fellowship. It is all about the Redemption of Smeagol! (Sort of like Star Wars is really all about the redemption of Anakin Skywalker)
-Kevin