[g'nad]

Instead they find me prone on the floor, clinging to the stroller's back wheels, sobbing hysterically, with a dying roach about 3 feet away on the ground.

I'm sorry Ruthy, but Bwaahaahaahaaaa!!!! BTW, you owe me a new keyboard...

[RMDupree]

No offense taken.

My fear of roaches is a family joke. Even my 7 year old nephew has a rubber one he delights in tormenting me with.

It's very life-like and he puts it in drawers or in my shoes or even on a plate in the cupboard. I've nearly broken a dish or two because of that thing!