Not to worry. I won't be there except to throw an occasional stink bomb. Or like I did just a minute ago to stick up for the honor of our resident Man of Gondor.
Their Chief Shrew and Bottle Washer attacked him rather nastily. I couldn't let that stand.
Heck, I'd even defend an elf against that band of orcs...
Thanks for watching my back Corin. Although that wasn't why I showed you my posts, thanks.
I take back everything I said equating the Dwarves with the Ferengi, and my insinuations as to the Dwarven fancy for galoshes.
RWRF: I would recommend checking into The Neverending Story and saying "Hi." There's a bunch of great guys over there. We may have our occasional flare-up, especially when the subject of Mary comes up, but they don't last very long and then we're back to being friends.
It's kind of slow over there right now. I think we need some new participants. So whenever you feel up to it, come on over. As BigMack (the male portion of PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain) says, "We're over on the shallow end of the Lake of Fire." ;^)