Ahem.....I am the TOOTH fairy. There is a BIG difference between a San Franciscan fairy and the TOOTH fairy.
If you overly anger a TOOTH fairy you could lose all your teeth. If you overly anger a SF fairy you could end up being cried on.
Shouldn't you be showering?
Nevertheless.... between this and the revelation that you are no longer wearing skivvies... I think it is time Gondor had a strong male role model! ;~D