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Here are some Ferengi Rules of Acquisition I found. Some of them sound absolutely Dwarvish. Here they are:

Once you have their money, you never give it back.
If they want their money back, give it to them.
The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
I found it; it's mine.
Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
Keep your ears open.
Small print leads to large risk.
Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.
Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
Greed is eternal.
Greed is dead.
Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.
A contract is a contract is a contract--but only between Ferengi.
A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
Never place friendship before profit.
A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
Nothing is more important than your health... except your money.
There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
What's in it for me?
Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. (Insult something he cares about, instead.)
It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
War is good for business.
Peace is good for business.
If it's free, take it and worry about hidden costs later.
She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.
Profit is its own reward.
Never confuse wisdom with luck.
Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Reward anyone who adds to your profits so they will continue to do so.
Never ask when you can take.
Always exaggerate your estimates.
Good customers are as rare as latinum--treasure them.
There is no substitute for success.
Free advice is seldom cheap.
Keep your lies consistent.
Let's you and him fight.
The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
Win or lose, there's always Huyperian beetle snuff.
Huyperian beetle snuff may be fun for you and me, but it's no fun for the beetles.
Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races.
Knowledge equals profit.
Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
Every once in a while declare peace.
Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
Learn the customer's weaknesses so you can better take advantage of him.
Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
There are many paths to profit.
Females and finances don't mix.
Expand or die.
For every Rule, there is an equal and opposite Rule (except when there's not).
Enough... is never enough.
If you can't take it with you, don't go.
Every man has his price.
Trust is the biggest liability of all.
Nature decays, but latinum is forever.
Fill a desparate need with your most expensive product, then mark it up 500%.
Faith moves mountains... of inventory.
There is no honor in poverty.
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Treat people in your debt like family--exploit them [ruthlessly].
Everything is for sale, even friendship.
Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
You can't make a deal if you're dead.
Wives serve; brothers inherit.
Only fools pay retail.
There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
Sell the sizzle, not the steak.
Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.
Whisper your way to success.
Know your enemies... but do business with them always.
Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
Hear all; trust nothing.
A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.
Never cheat a Klingon... unless you're sure you can get away with it.
It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.
The justification of profit is profit.
New customers are like razor-backed Greeworms--they can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back!
Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than the question is an answer.
Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success--don't hesitate to step on them.
Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
Never gamble with an empath.
You can't free a fish from water.
Always know what you're buying.
Always know the competition.
Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.
Possession is 11/10 of the law.
Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.
Latinum lasts longer than lust.
You can't buy fate.
Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
More is good... all is better.
Synthehol is the lubricant of choice for a customer's stuck purse.
A wife is a luxury... a smart accountant, a necessity.
A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.
When in doubt, lie.
Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
When Morn leaves, it's all over.
Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thanks them. (That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time.)
The more time they take deciding, the more money they will spend.
The greater (the) amount you are taking from someone, the greater the distraction must be.
A bargain usually isn't.
One person's secret is another person's opportunity.
The hand that holds the latinum may also hide a dagger.
You can tell a great deal about a man from his shoes.
Time's an asset.
Your goods are now my goods.
Exploitation begins at home.
When you see a good deal, jump on it.
A Ferengi without a head for business has no future.
Business is business, even among friends.
Everything has a price.
Ears open, eyes wide.
Never believe anyone taller than you.
There's a Rule of Acquisition to cover everything, but that doesn't mean one's always got to be applied.
It's better to live on one's feet than to die on one's knees.
A good negotiation should be savored, like a good wine.
A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
When no appropriate Rule applies, make one up. (The unwritten rule)[Example: When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits, kill the messenger.]

It is up to you to decide which ones fit. ;^)