Define "wakeful".
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his height and spots a man down below. He lowers the ballon more and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering thirty feet above this field."
"You must work in information technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no practical use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be a corporate manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You have the same problem you had before we met, but now it's my fault."
I had to rush off to a meeting. I'm back now...