I went over and browsed through the Canteen, I see that those wimmen flirt and wink with unbridled abandon, and your wife hasn't decked them yet! One little hobbity flirt won't upset her!
I went over and browsed through the Canteen, I see that those wimmen flirt and wink with unbridled abandon, and your wife hasn't decked them yet! One little hobbity flirt won't upset her!
Me like AXE! 
AAhhh, but you have seen that g'nad doesn't partipate in their flirtin'...(doesn't mean that I don't appreciate...) Mrs. g'nad is secure...
snort!
cough! cough!
ahem!
Yes, Hair, I'm sure really long Dwarf... swords... would drag on the ground.