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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: HairOfTheDog
I am getting the new Hole ready, whenever we are ready to go!

I have a few things for the pantry...


48,261 posted on 12/17/2002 7:10:47 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom
"I thought today would never come!"

This calls for a little impromtu dance! Anyone join me? OT?
48,262 posted on 12/17/2002 7:11:50 AM PST by NewCenturions
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To: Corin Stormhands
I don't want to see that Velveeta stuff in here. :)... I know what I'll be seeing in the next few posts.
48,263 posted on 12/17/2002 7:13:24 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: NewCenturions
The Springle-ring? Fetch my medicine!
48,264 posted on 12/17/2002 7:14:58 AM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: NewCenturions

48,265 posted on 12/17/2002 7:15:50 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed

48,266 posted on 12/17/2002 7:15:58 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: NewCenturions
I'll dance! It is Two Towers Day!
48,267 posted on 12/17/2002 7:16:22 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
Aaaaagghhhhh!! Fake cheese!
48,268 posted on 12/17/2002 7:16:50 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed
"Ladies and gentlemen: the Hobbit Hole Dancers!" (insert applause)
48,269 posted on 12/17/2002 7:18:49 AM PST by NewCenturions
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To: Lil'freeper
How about, "Don't put off 'till tomorrow, what you can do today." LOL
48,270 posted on 12/17/2002 7:20:12 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; g'nad; ksen

Elf dance.

48,271 posted on 12/17/2002 7:21:04 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
Aaah, I like it!
48,272 posted on 12/17/2002 7:22:15 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: NewCenturions

48,273 posted on 12/17/2002 7:23:25 AM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: Corin Stormhands
No elf would dance in pointe shoes - they murder your feet!
48,274 posted on 12/17/2002 7:24:12 AM PST by NewCenturions
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To: 2Jedismom
I KNEW it - Bush is an elf!
48,275 posted on 12/17/2002 7:25:45 AM PST by NewCenturions
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To: NewCenturions; carton253; g'nad; ksen; Sam Cree; 2Jedismom; John Farson; HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed
I KNEW it - Bush is an elf!

Finally. An explanation for the "Islam means Peace" crap...

48,276 posted on 12/17/2002 7:28:29 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; NewCenturions; 2Jedismom
I KNEW it - Bush is an elf!

Is that the flitty elf dance?

48,277 posted on 12/17/2002 7:30:17 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
You know Gore couldn't move like that (and I shudder at the thought!)
48,278 posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:06 AM PST by NewCenturions
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FREE REPUBLIC – In a surprise move noticed by almost no one, the regulars at the Hobbit Hole at Free Republic moved suddenly to a new thread Tuesday. The Hobbit Hole, inhabited daily by an eclectic mix of hobbits, dwarves, men, elves, a beorning and one ent, had grown to monstrous length, leading some to wonder if it may in fact implode under its own weight.

Some of posters there rarely go anywhere at all, preferring to discuss news and events with each other, and harmony is almost always enjoyed. A few adventurous folk do wander out on occasion, often returning quickly, having found the outside world to be inhabited by even weirder people with bad tempers and poor manners.

They seem very reluctant to leave, once settled back in familiar surroundings. Talk of moving to a new hobbit hole was met with resistance, some preferring to stay put. Saying things like "I like it here!" and "Let it implode" and "Have some spam". And then, one morning, they all just quietly packed up and moved. Anyone who noticed would find that unusual indeed. Something is most definitely happening.

The Hobbit Holers, (don't call all of them hobbits or they will sharply correct you!) are not known for much at all. They seem to enjoy good conversation, particularly talking about things they have talked about already. You will not find a friendlier place in all of Free Republic, if you are a friendly sort yourself, of course.

The Associated Press
48,279 posted on 12/17/2002 7:34:54 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
Dwarf Band
48,280 posted on 12/17/2002 7:35:04 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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