The New Hobbit Hole

[2Jedismom]

Never mind, I got it.

[Corin Stormhands]

OK, I'll say no more...

Sorry, I don't mean to be the thread monitor. I just avoid "that" forum for "those" conversations. ;-)

[Corin Stormhands]

Since Jen isn't around (she's missing an awful lot of good conversation), I would say of course they had a choice.

Well, you probably already know Jen and I would disagree on the definition of "choice." ;-)

But I already told Bear this isn't the forum for that...

[HairOfTheDog]

hehehehehe - You brought it up you know.... thread monitor.... ;~D

[Corin Stormhands]

My position is that it can't.

I would agree Sam. I think we're all given the same "choice." It's how we respond.

[Corin Stormhands]

It took me 1/2 hour just to get him out of the house into the car.

I have a mouth full of metal from my younger years because I was so very terrified of the dentist. Do you remember the Steve Martin character from Little Shop of Horrors? Well, before he made the movie, he was my dentist. His approach to kids who were afraid was "shut up and sit still." My parents should've made me, but they were exasperated I'm sure. My dad even whipped me once after I refused to open my mouth. I was eight. But I think it bothered them so much they just let it go. I didn't go back to the dentist until I was 13.

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Sorry, I don't mean to be the thread monitor

No problem! I usually prefer to avoid discussions of a religious nature anyway.

[ecurbh]

Here's a few more thread title suggestions:

A Brandywine River Runs Through It
A Few Good Hobbits
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Council
A Slight Case Of Mordor
A Tale Of Two Towers
About A Hobbit
All Not Quiet On The Eastern Front
Along Came A Bloody Great Spider
Bad Day At Black Gates
Bedtime For Bilbo
Big Trouble In Little Gondor
Bilbo Baggins And The Smeagol Kid
Bilbo Baggins' Diary
Black Orc Down
Blame It On Bilbo
Born On The 22nd of September
Calamity Pippin
Clear And Present Ranger
Close Encounters Of The Third Age Kind
Cool Hand Frodo
Crouching Gollum, Hidden Balrog
Dead Ringers
Desperately Seeking Sauron
Dial M For Mordor
Dirty Rotten Saruman
Dr. Saruman Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Ring
Drop Dead Gollum
Dude, Where's My Ring?
Easy Black Rider
Elf Girls Are Easy
Elves Are Forever
Enemy At The Black Gates
Eowyn Brockovich
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Hobbits
Eye Wide Shut
Far Trek III: The Search For Frodo
Fast Times at Uruk-Hai
Fingers/Off
For Me And My Elf
For Your Eye Only
Force 9 From Rivendell
Fried Red Tomatoes
Frodo & Sam & Merry & Pippin
Frodo & Sam's Bogus Journey
Frodo Baggins And The Cracks Of Doom
Frodo Versus The Volcano
Full Mithril Jacket
G.I. Eowyn
Gandalf Lives!
Gentlemen Prefer Elves
Get Shorty
Goldringfinger
Gollum Fishin'
Gollum Got Fingered
Gone With The Ring
Good Frodo Hunting
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Supper, Breakfast…
Guys And Elves
Hostbusters
I'm Gonna Git You Saruman
In Like Frodo
In The Company Of Elves
Inherit The Ring
It's A Middle Middle Middle Middle Earth
L*O*T*R
Lady Eowyn And The Tramp
Life Of Frodo
Little Big Hobbit
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Hobbits
Look Who's Stalking
Looking For Mr. Frodo
M.E. Confidential
Middle Earth Is Not Enough
Mission To Mordor
Mission: Impassable
Mordor Kombat
Mordor Murder Mystery
My Best Ranger's Wedding
My Cousin Merry
Never Give A Smeagol An Even Break
Never Talk To Rangers
O Hobbit, Where Art Thou?
One Flew Over The Eagle's Nest
One Of Our Fingers Is Missing
Orc by Orcwest
Orc Day Afternoon
Radagast Ventura: When Nature Calls
Raiders Of The Lost Ring
Rangers On A Plain
Rangers With Dirty Faces
Reservoir Orcs
Roam Alone: Lost In Mordor
Romancing The Elfstone
Rumble Fishesseses
Saruman's Sense Of Snow
Saving Private Frodo
Scent Of A Hobbit
Second Breakfast At Tiffany's
Southfarthing Tobacco Road
Stop! Or My Elf Will Shoot
The Adventures Of Galadriel, Queen Of The Noldor
The Bridges Of Moria County
The Day Middle Earth Stood Still
The Dirty Dunadain
The Fabulous Hobbit Boys
The Great Ring Robbery
The Healing House Rules
The Hobbit Who Went Up A Mountain But Came Down A Hero
The Importance Of Being Eomer
The Last Temptation Of Frodo
The Longest Dawnless Day
The Madness Of Ring Forged
The Magnificent Nine
The Maia In The Iron Mask
The Maia Without A Face
The Man With The Silver Sword
The Mordor Job
The Oliphaunt Man
The Past And The Furious
The Ranger Who Loved Me
The Ranger Who Would Be King
The Remains Of The Dawnless Day
The Roar Of The Woses
The Second Breakfast Club
The Shakiest Sword In The West
The Silence of the Ents
The Talented Mr. Frodo
The Thief Of Bag End
The Tower Ring Inferno
There's Something About Merry
They Died With Their Vambraces On
They Shoot Hobbits, Don't They?
Thoroughly Modern Merry
Three Days Of The Gondor
To Catch A Nasssty Little Thief
To Live And Die In M.E.
Tricentennial Man
Valley Of The Orcs
Way Out East
Weekend At Elrond's
What She-Elves Want
When Gandalf Met Saruman...
When We Were Rings
While You Were Creeping
You've Got Mithril Mail

[Corin Stormhands]

Where is Kyle?

[HairOfTheDog]

ROFLOL!

Tell me you didn't just make that up!

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Here's a few more thread title suggestions:

After reading your list, I must say, I'm completely flabbergasted!

"Crouching Gollum, Hidden Balrog" and "Force 9 from Rivendell" are my favorites from your list....

[ecurbh]

No, I did not make those up. It was compiled from a thread over at TORN several months ago.

I kind of like "Fast Times at Uruk-Hai" and "The Roar of the Woses". Pretty good punnery there.

[HairOfTheDog]

Pretty punny punnery indeed!

[HairOfTheDog]

Good night everyone!

I am going to go watch the movie...

Reading through the old hobbit hole thread has made me fondly remember how exciting it was when it was new... When we were all rushing off to see it again and reporting back.

Makes me very anxious for the next rush like that! I think this elf is gonna knock my socks off!

[2Jedismom]

Night Hair.

[Corin Stormhands]

Goodnite Mom. Goodnite Hair. Goodnite Moon.

See y'all tomorrow.

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

I think this elf is gonna knock my socks off!

Hobbit lasses wear socks?

Have a good night! Going to call it a night here too... posting so much today has made my fingers tired!

Almost exactly 600 posts to the Hole today... g'night all....

[ksen]

I practiced my whistle.

Get out.....

[ksen]

A Hole Lot of Hobbit.

Hehheh, very good! ;^)

[ksen]

Good night my favorite Hobbits, Dwarves, Beornings, Dunedain, and yes.......Elves. ;^)

See you all tomorrow.