[John Robinson]

Why not assembly language?

[AppyPappy]

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Assembly? Are you mad? We all use Algol now.

[IronJack]

Why not assembly language?

NOW you're talking.

[Nick Danger]

Why not assembly language?

PURGE:        MOV        X42,0

[Don Joe]

"Why not assembly language?"

Too easy. Spring for APL.