ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too true!!! Mine was an absolute stone-cold bitch, but I never cheated on her. I got accused of it on a regular basis though. She was certain I was having an affair at one point. So I asked her - "I get up an hour before you do, get the kids up and off to school, get you up after 15 tries, go to work, eat lunch for a half hour, come home, fix dinner, wake you up, feed the family, do some laundry and then go to bed. With that schedule, tell me when I have time to have an affair."
She didn't talk to me for a few days - but when she did, it was to accuse me again.