https://babylonbee.com/news/problem-solved-elon-musk-has-bought-the-united-states/
“The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night.
If you’d like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that’s at least honest.
But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there” - JD Vance
I don’t want to hear anymore about how cool and solid Texas is. It’s been thoroughly Kalifornicated. The surf bums now out number the cowboys and well drillers and they have brought their Newscumitis with them. Electing a queer lightweight is weird by itself but at 12 years in the job Abbott should have retired. 12 is enough. It’ll be two months before Freeko can show us just how far off the rails he will be.