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A grizzled Marine GySgt was at the Marine Corps Ball in his dress blues.
He was mingling and drinking when a good lookin young lady chatted him up.
They got through the pleasantries and she flat out asked when was the last time he had sex ?
Without batting an eye, he said: 2015 maam.
She told him it was terrible that it had been so long and she would make it up to him right now.
They found a room and they made mad, passionate love for what seemed like forever.
After a short respite, she wanted another go.
GySgt begged off saying “It’s now 2130 maam and i have to be back to the barracks by 2200.

1,553 posted on 11/10/2026 3:03:20 PM PST by stylin19a (If You Can Read This, Thank a Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank a Veteran)