Hold muh beer and watch this......
That is nothing compared to one of those buoys purchased by the university I attended. Some enterprising group of students lifted it from storage and chucked it into the swimming poll. The monster was merely sleeping. It stood itself straight up, released orange dye and shark repellent, extended an antenna, and started an emergency radio beacon. A confused Coast Guard contingent based on the Ohio River came to the rescue. There were a lot of angry faces and a certain amount of yelling.