He: If I died, would you marry again?
She: I’m still young, no sense spending my life alone.
He: What about our house? Would you share it with him?
She: It’s paid for. Would be foolish to get a new mortgage.
He: What about our bed? Would you share it with him??
She: Honey, it’s the best bed I’ve ever had! Gotta keep it.
He: What about my guitar? Would let him play my guitar??
She: No, he won’t play your guitar. He’s left handed..
True Story
Sister-in-laws Mother was asked if she passed away first would she want her husband to marry again.
She said: NO
Her friend asked her, “Don’t you want him to be Happy?
Mother said: He’s had Happy.
She: No, he won’t play your guitar. He’s left handed..
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He could always turn it upside down and play it that way. I heard of someone who used to do that years ago, but I can’t remember the fellers name.