I am so glad that we live in a little one stop light town in Oklahoma, where this sort of behavior would never fly. We have our problems, all right, especially meth, like most small towns, but we have no gang problems, and a trip to our decrepit jail will not put anyone in danger of rape or other mayhem. Most of the lockups are for shoplifting, D&Ds or DUIs. We did have a couple of murders several years ago -— one in which a man killed his wife, and one unsolved, in which a man was found dead in a rural area. It helps that virtually everyone here is well-armed.
Dungeons and Dragons is illegal in your town?
(j/k SIL spent last night playing live D&D; it keeps him off the streets and never tempted to join a takeover.)