Someone should drop a strip of bacon into every “station.”
Or post signs labeling them “support dog relief” stations.
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I WAS THINKING A GOOD GLOOPY SPIT..
Greeneyes would approve!
That’s not really “going large”. You need to make yourself a MASSIVE bacon, kale, raw egg and tomato smoothie. Chug that entire blender caraff full (warm), make your way to the target zone and when there open a jar filled with warm stale beer and cigarette butts and stick your nose in it.
The resultant pukeocalypse will definitely leave a large haram blast radius 🤪