These pygmalions are just failed social experiments for the elite. We can take a moron from the projects and make him a college professor. They think Trading Places was a how to manual.

Life's glittering prizes----honorary degrees and academic accolades have cascaded down on Jason Arday along with lavish and high-minded praise. Now a fellow don has pulled the rug from under those achievements in an excoriating assassination of Arday's work and character â as a plagiarist.