[Rio]

“Wisconsin Knifeman” sounds like a Glen Campbell song.

[HerrBlucher]

Very good! Your mind works just like mine.

[Pilsner]

“Wisconsin Knifeman” sounds like a Glen Campbell song.

I took the liberty of writing the first verse for you...

Wisconsin Knifeman (with apologies to Glen Campbell)

[Verse 1]

I am a knifeman for the dairy
And I slice cheese cheddar gold
Remeberin' the girl who sliced cheese blue with mold