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To: dayglored

Vive la difference...

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-women-are-better-at-than-men

Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:

Having X chromosomes: They’re literally twice as good as men are at this.

Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.

Making sandwiches: This isn’t even close.

Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.

Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can’t even do it when it’s right in front of them.

Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don’t need it.

Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.

Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.


79 posted on 07/22/2026 1:59:19 PM PDT by Rio
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To: Rio

10. Better at breastfeeding. Guys just don’t have that skill, even if they call it “chest feeding”.

11. Wear high heels better than men. Practiced walking in heels as soon as we learned how to walk.

12. Cheering the team on. Nobody watches the male cheerleaders bounce around at a game.


89 posted on 07/22/2026 4:58:47 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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