Best song about West Virginia, is The Kinks’ “Muswell Hillbilly”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PcWQWuHAzw
Catchy tune!
Never forget: We’re all a bunch of inbred, toothless, drunken, heavily armed hillbillies who’ll k!ll you as soon as look at you. Don’t cross the border unless you can handle that.
And “no”, they’ll never make a zombie out of me.