“Sending beach gear airborne…”
Whoop de doo, attend some summer art shows where artists set up ten by ten tents and display their stuff. One storm or even a sunny day gust shows up and it becomes really obvious who the amateurs are when their tents take flight.
Yes, let's focus only on the discomfort caused by the disturbed air. Ignore the risk of the force of a fueled-up 35,000lb aircraft moving at speed.