[ridesthemiles]

AI DOES NOT DO:

MY LAUNDRY

MY DISHES

MY VACUUMING

FEED MY HORSE MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY

PICK UP MY MAIL

MY GROCERY SHOPPING-—DO IT ALL MY SELF.

[not in the club]

In fairness to AI, your horse does not do any of those things either, although maybe it can feed itself if left in the pasture :)