[Governor Dinwiddie]

In Thailand, Simon will meet the executioner's needle. Too bad the old way is no longer used. The prisoner was tied to a cross, facing it, back outward. Then a machine gunner would unleash a fusillade of bullets into the perp’s back.

Git 'r done.

[piasa]

Hanging him upside down with his head touching water at low tide would be an appropriate option if he is found guilty. Then just let the tide do its work.