Somebody’s parents were not paying attention.
Too busy trying to do what?
hand feed Cracker Jack Carmel Corn to the Bisons?
I’ll bet the Yellowstone Rangers have a vast collection of stories about “The stupidest Tourist I ever met”
If it wasn't for rodeo, trading stories about stupid tourists would be the Wyoming state sport.
There’s a Bison ranch down the road from me and I see dumbasses out there trying to reach through the fence to pet them all the time.