I never read the book but if I remember correctly everybody in my 5th or 6th grade class read 5 or 6 paragraphs over a 2 month period of time so I never knew what the hell the book was about. I still don't know what the White Whale had against Capt. Ahab or vice versa.
And if any of you homos try to FReepsplain it to me, I'll kill you.