LOL, no way in Hades.
I sometimes think of soccer as hockey except played by people running around on a large field instead of skating around on a smaller ice surface.
Hockey is low scoring game like soccer.
But the fact is, a sport like Hockey is very fast paced and exciting even when goals aren’t being scored.
Soccer, where they’re running up and down the field things take longer to develop things or slower… It’s completely not exciting to watch to my eyes .
Other people may differ, because they have a cultural attachment, or whatever… But I will never be able to watch soccer. As other posters have said, it’s probably fun to play, but watching it… Not so much.