What if you had to drop a deuce?
Man… that is indeed a conundrum. i’ll bet that is a problem too… With very irregular, bowel habits, although for some reason, I suspect they’re more likely to be constipated at altitude because it’s easy to get dehydrated.
And wearing Depends on the summit climb might not be an option… :-)
So, if you gots to go, your jewels will froze!