Hopalong Cassidy should not be able to flee very far.
Now, we taxpayers will be stuck with the hospital bill to fix his broken ankle/foot.
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on the run Shouldn't that be "on the limp"?
3 posted on
05/21/2026 11:08:34 AM PDT by
fruser1
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Amputate the foot. Right between the shoulders and chin.
4 posted on
05/21/2026 11:10:34 AM PDT by
17th Miss Regt
(Fascist, deplorable, and proud of it!)
To: Presbyterian Reporter
He can’t run forever and his screams will prevent from hiding.
5 posted on
05/21/2026 11:11:22 AM PDT by
Jonty30
(He spent a week hunting a mammoth, just because I said I was hungry. He's such a good friend. )
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I would like to see the jump details.
6 posted on
05/21/2026 11:11:22 AM PDT by
ansel12
To: Presbyterian Reporter
With all the $ he stole, he can hire somebody to tote him through the airport for his flight back to Somalia. If that doesn’t work, the guv can hide him out ‘til he heals up.
7 posted on
05/21/2026 11:17:01 AM PDT by
FirstFlaBn
(ITHIN A FEW DAIS)
To: Presbyterian Reporter
So he escaped on a broken ankle? He’s being hidden or you just suck at your job. I had hope at first it was Walz.
8 posted on
05/21/2026 11:19:47 AM PDT by
BigFreakinToad
(Not a fan of much)
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Incredible the guy is actually getting around. Just report anyone that limps. ha ha
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Jumped from four stories, survived, and on the lam. Hope that was the last of his luck points.
10 posted on
05/21/2026 11:25:03 AM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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So why dont they have a close up face goto...was he booked?
To: Presbyterian Reporter
Did he think he’s John Wilkes Booth or something?
13 posted on
05/21/2026 11:49:18 AM PDT by
rdl6989
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Sammies Can’t Jump. All they have to do is check the local hospitals and Urgent care clinics for a thieving African con man with a busted ankle.
14 posted on
05/21/2026 11:49:26 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(NO KINGS?! No pineapple princesses either. Sandy Ocasio and Kamala Harris have got to go!!!)
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Faster than the FBI with only one foot?
15 posted on
05/21/2026 12:28:37 PM PDT by
Ronald77
( )
To: Presbyterian Reporter
BREAKING: The FBI just announced one of the Minnesota fraudsters targeted with arrest this morning jumped out of a FOUR STORY BALCONY, and is now on the runThat's some Omar Little sh*t there.
19 posted on
05/21/2026 12:56:51 PM PDT by
Rummyfan
(Ok In anyq war between the civilized man and the savage, support lthe civilized man.👨 so t tv)
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Why does the headline say that he jumped from a 4th floor balcony? Look at the video. He jumped about two feet and landed wrong.
22 posted on
05/21/2026 1:20:08 PM PDT by
ChessExpert
(Infidels of the world unite against the evil that is Islam.)
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After that jump injury, he’s not running... :)
23 posted on
05/21/2026 1:31:44 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Maybe he thinks he will get away because white people think all black men look alike, so they won’t be able to recognize him...and if he reaches the house of Somali immigrants, they will hide him.
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