People buying 99-cent Fireball mini bottles are getting absolutely destroyed on alcohol-per-dollar value compared to cheap vodka.
Example:
* Fireball mini:
* 50ml
* ~33% alcohol
* ~$0.99
That equals about:
16.5ml of pure alcohol.
Now compare that to a cheap 1.75L vodka handle:
* 1750ml
* 40% alcohol
* ~$10–15
That equals about:
700ml of pure alcohol.
So to equal ONE cheap vodka handle, you would need about:
42 Fireball minis.
At $0.99 each:
≈ $41.58
So cheap vodka gives roughly 4–5x more alcohol per dollar than Fireball mini bottles.
The minis are selling:
* convenience
* portability
* impulse buying
* sweetness
—not value.
It’s pretty hard to hide a fifth in your pocket.
Miniatures are made for stealth.
Woah! Drinking 99 cent flavored mouthwash @ Stramsong. For18 holes, it’s $375 for resort guests (staying overnight) and $425 for day guests. It’s on my bucket list of courses to play.