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To: simpson96

People buying 99-cent Fireball mini bottles are getting absolutely destroyed on alcohol-per-dollar value compared to cheap vodka.

Example:

* Fireball mini:

* 50ml
* ~33% alcohol
* ~$0.99

That equals about:
16.5ml of pure alcohol.

Now compare that to a cheap 1.75L vodka handle:

* 1750ml
* 40% alcohol
* ~$10–15

That equals about:
700ml of pure alcohol.

So to equal ONE cheap vodka handle, you would need about:

42 Fireball minis.

At $0.99 each:
≈ $41.58

So cheap vodka gives roughly 4–5x more alcohol per dollar than Fireball mini bottles.

The minis are selling:

* convenience
* portability
* impulse buying
* sweetness

—not value.


32 posted on 05/20/2026 10:58:46 AM PDT by jroehl (And how we burned in the camps later - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn - The Gulag Archipelago)
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To: jroehl

It’s pretty hard to hide a fifth in your pocket.
Miniatures are made for stealth.


36 posted on 05/20/2026 11:08:04 AM PDT by ComputerGuy
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To: jroehl

Woah! Drinking 99 cent flavored mouthwash @ Stramsong. For18 holes, it’s $375 for resort guests (staying overnight) and $425 for day guests. It’s on my bucket list of courses to play.


49 posted on 05/20/2026 12:37:19 PM PDT by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.oo)
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