[T.B. Yoits]

"...a warm glass of shut the hell up"

[T.B. Yoits]

"I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!"

(Yes, it's television, not movies, but it needs to be said, especially since Festivus, although traditionally celebrated December 23rd, was celebrated at any time of the year by the originator, Daniel O'Keefe).