A hiker gets bit on the butt by a rattlesnake. His partner runs to the doctor in the nearest town. The doctor tells him to suck the poison out of the bite or else the guy will die. The guy goes back to his wounded friend. The guy with the snake bite asks, “What did the doctor say?” The other guy pauses for a second, then answers, “I’m sorry, man. The doctor says you’re gonna die.”
An old Lone Ranger and Tonto joke from back in high school.
“Him say you die soon, Kemosabe!”