To: Diana in Wisconsin
Always remember, when you’re out of slits, you’re out of pier!
3 posted on
05/16/2026 5:34:27 AM PDT by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: Dr. Franklin
I don't know if there is an older version they stole from, but I remember that joke from a very slow
MST3K skit.
Among my friends in college, the "when you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer" meant that you already drank your good beer and the only thing left to drink was a six pack of Schlitz someone brought weeks ago.
12 posted on
05/16/2026 5:49:05 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(If the Islamic Republic government is in power in Iran when the war is over, we will have lost.)
To: Dr. Franklin
Sally sits on Schlitz all day.
Ten times fast.
21 posted on
05/16/2026 6:22:11 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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