[frank ballenger]

Little plaque signs in rooms:
“Any cigar stubs with a toothpick or little plastic zip-loc bags of fentanyl or cocaine may not be hygienical clean.”

[frank ballenger]

Migrant illegal watching on 80 inch TV in his government paid apartment: “You just wait, baby, we’ll be back up there in the hotel when I put together some Minnesota style fraud deals. We’ll be having room service up there again.”

Song by Al Kooper on his album Black Coffee.

COMIN’ BACK IN A CADILLAC
Words & Music by Al Kooper
(Black Coffee, 2005)

Right now I dont have a dime
Most folks say the way I live is a crime
My telephone it dont get no call
I guess I dont amount to too much at all
But I know that one day everything’ll be okay
Just ya wait & see

You might say I dont live high on the hog
Im unemployable - no one will front me a job
I live from day to day on a handout or two
And I can’t say a word when someone asks me whats new
But I know that pretty soon that i might hang the moon
Just ya wait & see

Hey I’ll be comin’ back in a Cadillac
Livin in some mansion
Not some shotgun shack
I’ll be comin’ back
Sho nuff in a Cadillac

I dont own no suit, no fancy dress shirt
Anything I wear is usually covered with dirt
I dont have a woman or a girlfriend to love
All I have is faith in the Creator above
But I know that one day everything’ll be okay
Just ya wait and see

Then I’ll be comin back in a Cadillac
Right from the direction of the right side of the tracks
I’ll be comin back
Sho nuff in a Cadillac

[T.B. Yoits]

It’ll be a dump again after the World Cup.

[DesertRhino]

How they get the bedbugs out?

[TigersEye]

Zohran the Tax Vampire will soon be there to suck the profits out of it.

[SteveH]

the chelsea hotel is open, so there are options...

[ryderann]

What’s happened to the Vanderbilt?

[DeplorableTrumpSupporter]

Hope they did a DEEP CLEANING... like removing the old bedding so there's no bedbug.

Of course, I wouldn't go to New York if you gave me $1,000,000,000,000,000 in gold!