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To: libstripper

I love Labs but I would never have one as a house pet. Too much energy and they will eat your furniture when bored.


6 posted on 05/05/2026 11:23:44 AM PDT by packrat35 (“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
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To: packrat35

I love Labs but I would never have one as a house pet.
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They are wonderful dogs, but they can and will eat anything, including gloves, socks, and other assorted things. I have many unsavory stories about what our Lab ingested over the years. He never chewed on furniture, but don’t leave a shoe lying around.

They also have a thick coat of fur and they shed a blizzard of fur.


24 posted on 05/05/2026 11:55:57 AM PDT by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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To: packrat35; kawhill

The primary Superpower that Labs display is the ability to sweep clean a coffee table with valuables on it with a mighty swipe of its muscular tail.

That and find smelly things to roll in.

I almost forgot the supernatural begging ability.

And oh yeah, the impossibility of keeping them from leaping into a body of water!


25 posted on 05/05/2026 11:59:41 AM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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To: packrat35

Energy including a tongue that is like being slapped with a wet sponge. I have a keen dislike for them.


33 posted on 05/05/2026 12:22:56 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Opinions and belly buttons, everybody has one and they get to show them if they want to.)
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