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To: simpson96

If she can drive 123 drunk, how fast can she drive sober?

In any event, throw the book at her. “Improper turn signal”? Lock her away.


7 posted on 04/24/2026 9:34:07 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: PAR35

RE: If she can drive 123 drunk, how fast can she drive sober?

Woman: Never tried it. I have raced my share of semis driven by illiterate illegal Sikhs, though. Always beat ‘em.


31 posted on 04/24/2026 10:19:36 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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