Re-regulate the airlines.
Manage competition and routes to create airline tiers.
Ensure reasonable profitability.
Mandate standards of carriage and customer experience.
Set and enforce dress codes and conduct for passengers.
Raise ticket prices.
Drive ratchets back to buses.
Bring back pretty stewardesses and dump the frumpy and light in the loafers.
Set and enforce dress codes and conduct for passengers.
Raise ticket prices.
Drive ratchets back to buses.
These sure sound like slavery to me! (/liberal)