A lot of my conservative friends believe in "chemtrails." But if you download the "Flight Radar" app onto your cellphone and activate it when you see a vapor trail in the sky, it will identify the plane producing it, which will most likely be an airliner.
I guess you do not know that chemtrails are a collusion among the airline manufacturers, the airlines, and the government. And everyone has been sworn to secrecy. If you divulge any information, you will be similarly executed. Out of the public guy, of course. /s
My wife’s friend, a conservative, believes in them. She fits the mold.