I always thought blonde jokes were strange, as though the blonde race were stupid, it didn’t make sense, but it was allowed.
What do you call four blondes at a 4-way stop?????
Eternity...
We should have a sense of humor about ourselves, & these types of jokes usually have a little bit of truth in them. One of my father’s friends LOVED Polish jokes, & his name was Palowsky.
Archie Bunker may have revived the Polak jokes back in the seventies.
One day, I discovered a lot on my non-Cherokee ancestors were scattered from the Alps northeast to Lithuania.
Sorta hard to miss Poland when drawing that line...
How many blondes are actually blond? I’ve seen a huge number of them that must be spending massive amounts of money dying their roots dark colors.
Did you hear the one of the 4 Nuns going down the road in a van.
They came up on a sharp curv a bit to fast and flew off the cliff. Well sadly, they all died.
So they end up in front of the Pearly Gates where St. Peter is is guarding.
He calls Num #1 and asks her to confess and be cleansed before entering Heaven.
Nun #1 says- well sometimes I peep through the crack and watch Father John.
St. Peter tells her to wash her eyes with the Holy water and say 5 Hail Mary’s.
He calls Nun #2 for her confession.
Nun #2 confesses that at times she has stroked Father John’s member.
St. Peter tells her to wash her hands with the Holy water and say 10 Hail Mary’s.
All of a sudden, St. Peter looks over and sees Nun #3 and Nun #4 in a scuffle. Nun #4 grabs Nun #3 and throws her on the ground.
St. Peter- Jesus Christ, what in Heavens is going on?
Nun #4 blurts out- “ well I need to wash my mouth out before that Bitch puts her ass in that water!