Posted on 03/31/2026 2:40:21 PM PDT by Miami Rebel
President Donald Trump gave his first word on the Kristi Noem cross-dressing husband sex scandal to the Daily Mail on Tuesday, hours after the outlet broke the story.
The original story included photos of Bryon Noem, the husband of Trump’s former Homeland Security secretary, posing for photos while clad in large fake breasts and hotpants. Fetish models who said they had online relationships with Noem accused him of being obsessed with “bimbofication.”
“Kristi Noem’s husband is today revealed as a secret crossdresser who dons gigantic fake breasts and pink hotpants to chat with online fetish models,” read the Mail story, which reported Noem “lavished praise on their surgically-enhanced bodies, confessed his lust for ‘huge, huge ridiculous boobs,’ and even made indiscreet remarks about his 34-year marriage to former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi.” He also allegedly paid out at least $25,000 to online sex workers.
In a subsequent interview with the Mail, the president revealed his thoughts on the matter:
The President told the Daily Mail he was surprised to hear the Noem family confirmed the shocking report into his lewd online behavior.
‘They confirmed it? Wow, well, I feel badly for the family if that’s the case, that’s too bad,’ Trump said in a phone call.
‘I haven’t seen anything. I don’t know anything about it. That’s too bad, but I just know nothing about it,’ Trump added.
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The President did not respond directly to the Daily Mail’s question about Noem’s alleged affair with his longtime loyalist Corey Lewandowski.
However, Bryon confessed to some of the online adult models that his wife was engaged in an affair with Lewandowski.
When one of the models asked Bryon about the affair between his wife and Lewandowski, he replied: ‘I know. There’s nothing I can do about it.’
Representatives for the former secretary, who is currently serving as special envoy for the Shield of the Americas, told The New York Post that “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time” earlier on Tuesday.
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RE: Shania Twain.
On two separate occasions, I read magazine articles probably in the 1990s, where data was fed to a mega computer to announce the most beautiful woman in public life. They detailed distance and ratio of eyes and so on.
The results:
Shania Twain in one study.
Jessica Alba in the other.
Supposed method of deciding upon beauty:
The “Golden Triangle” in facial aesthetics refers to the, generally, inverted triangular shape formed by the two outer corners of the eyes and the center of the mouth (specifically the Cupid’s bow). This zone is considered a primary focus for facial attractiveness and often follows the Golden Ratio.
Structure: The triangle is wider across the eyes and tapers down toward the mouth.
Golden Ratio of 1.618: In a classically “beautiful” face, the vertical distance from the center of the mouth to the center of the eyes is roughly 1.618 and the width of the mouth, or the width of the face is 1.618
times the length of the nose.
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——Maningas Cosmetic Surgery website.
Now I see why she got her lovin’ from Corey.
HA! I wonder if anyone still remembers that bit of cultural phrase.
everybody needs Jesus. pray for us all.
RE: the shocking report into his lewd online behavior.
The guy wasn’t nude
his behavior was lewd.
When Kristi was wooed
she was in a good mood
and he didn’t seem crude.
Her laid back attitude
let her marry the dude.
Now reporters are cued
and they just can’t be sued
for the TV scenes viewed
and they just can’t be shooed.
So Kristi is screwed.
Holy Bazooooms, Batman.
Bravo!
Wow. How did she/they handle it?
1. Who is “they”?
2. Would that lessen the impact of Byron Noem and his (as the term that’s been used) barbificaation?
Line from the Stacy Keach Mickey Spillane series:
“I think the last time that happened was around the last time Dolly Parton saw her toes.”
Humble thanks.
Did she look through his phone or ...?
Sorry, I remembered barbification. The correct term is bimbofication.
MAYBE SHE DID IT TO GET EVEN-——
YOU DO NOT DEVELOP THIS WEIRD BEHAVIOR OVERNIGHT
Bryon Noem the husband .....
Covid injections messed up a lot people’s brain wiring. He used to be normal and boring in South Dakota. Got vaxxed up, a few months later he decides to take a walk on wild side.
It seems like self sabatoge to me, I mean why take a photo of himself wearing that and post it on the net with his face showing? That’s a guy looking to destroy himself and his wife.
YOU WIN POST OF THE DAY
Don’t these people have a golf/bowling/dart ball/bags/balls/sheepshead/cribbage/mahjong/etc. league they have to get to? Sheesh...
AT LEAST GET THE NIPPLES LEVEL——
Oh, pulllleeeze!
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