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Written by the worlds first ‘sock-puppet ayatollah’
Some punk band could write a hit song.
If I were an IRGC commander, I would say things like,
‘Oh sure, you just missed him’
‘he had to leave.’
‘I thought he was with you’
‘he’s in a meeting’
‘be back any minute, can I take a message’
‘you’ll have to ask the boss’
‘he said the pallets of gold were all mine’
‘he’s ordered us to surrender, though of course I would never surrender . .but only because I was ordered’