I wonder how the river proposed. Candlelight dinner? Down one knee? Soccer pitch during a break in the match? What does she get in a divorce? What is the river’s gender identity?
....how was this blessed event consummated....??
“I wonder how the river proposed. Candlelight dinner? Down one knee? Soccer pitch during a break in the match? What does she get in a divorce? What is the river’s gender identity?”
,, , and incidently .. . how come HER side of the bed is ALWAYS wet?